this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again
'hey, what did you do on your vacation?'
if u snapchat me expecting me to look cute i have bad news for u
just got back from the kidz bop concert. the mosh pit was so fucking vicious oh my god i broke one of my legs and i think someone died.
what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you
He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.
HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD
is she about to get shot in the head jfc