nonymoose:

assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis:

OMG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD MY SISTER WAS WATCHING CHEAPER  BY THE DOZEN AND FUCKING JARED PADALECKI  WAS ON IT AND IN BETWEEN MY TEARS I SAW HIM MAKE THIS FACE

imageAND I LAUGHED EVEN HARDER BECAUSE I REALIZED HE’S MAKING THE SAME FACE AND GESTURES AS NINE

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HANG ON I FIXED IT

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xconsultingcriminal:

OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT I FOUND OUT TONIGHT OVER THANKSGIVING DINNER?

ONE OF MY RELATIVES IS A FAMOUS ACTOR

EH, SO WHAT, I THOUGHT, I’VE NEVER HEARD OF HIM, PROBABLY DOES INDEPENDENT FILMS OR SOME SHIT

BUT I JUST GOOGLED HIS WORK AND

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I AM RELATED TO DOCTOR FUCKING SEXY

SEE YOU LATER PEASANTS

probablyasexoffender:

i think of america as some sort of quaint faraway wonderland its like u guys live in another dimension what the fuck is black friday why is thanksgiving and whats the deal with wearing white and labour day and why aren’t there any fucking u’s in ur words why do you measure in like feet and body parts and shit thats super fucked up 

missingeharmony:

heybrittini:

judgehatchett:

no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm

OH MY FUCKING GOD

that’s the spirit

jerryspringers:

when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

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edensmachine:

mdhorrible:

Reading a cute one-shot

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Finding out that it actually has 33 chapters

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Seeing that it’s still updating

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And that the last update was only 12 hours ago

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This person is living the dream

like-vanilla:

slightly-bovverd:

thedapper-dyke:

If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.

But what if I mean “I wish to have intercourse with that man in uniform”

then fuck the police

nickiminajvevo:

when you see something you wanna reblog but refresh the page

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d0nn0:

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my big question is why are we wasting all this money on “health care” and “education” when we could be using it to paint the moon to look like a giant floating boob

reblogging because a crow on a pole outside my window just cawed while bobbing its head a few times

what does that have to do with anything??

it was cool